deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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thequeenvevo:

she got her

whatwithscienceandall:

niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night

Respect that too

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

meaganisohsoawesome:

champ2000:

hype1ting:

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"
jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID